My Passions

Buttered Popcorn
My passion for microwaved popcorn, from Sainsburys, started when I began going to the cinema last year. Popcorn cravings - who invented it?

Gorging myself on FriendsReunited.The girl who used to give me Chinese burns in the playground, do star-turns in front of the whole school assembly, sing dressed up in stars and stripes is now doing aPGCE in geography. Then there is the girl who married the class bully on a rainy playtime and Mrs Hamson lent them her ring to complete the ceremony. She is working for deprived kids inLiverpool.

The Beach Boys I wake up on Saturday morning with a childish glee. I don't have the attention span for cartoons especially on my black and white TV. So to perfectly augment my mood I stick on The Beach Boys hits; California Girls, Help Me Rhonda, I Get Around etc. I groove around for a bit then go and cook my breakfast.

Rock Biographies - When I get a good one I give myself eye strain. Recently I've read ABBA, Steve Earle and Motley Crue.

Tea - I drink nine to ten cups of tea a day. Three in the morning before work, three at work and a couple when I get home. At the weekend I push it up to 10-12.

Sketching - I have recently taken up sketching(well Tuesday). These pictures take a lot of hard work and dedication and can enrich the whole of society. If anyone wants to purchase a framed colour print out with a gold-plated dedication, they can pay me £775.15. This can be paid in two instalments of £500.00, taken out of the buyer's salary. Of course the money will go to homeless, orphaned, refugee children that live in my flat.

Shopping for cheap CDs over the Internet. I used to do this in real life trying to pick up bargain CDs. This, however, involves hours of leg work all over London. I've swapped the legwork for fingerwork purchasing via mouse.

Watching gigs - I don't like standing and I don't like getting my ears blasted off but I try to watch a band once a month just to get out of the house - what else is there to do?