Nothing

Monday, May 01, 2006

Daniel Johnston Friday 14th April - Barbican London

This show was in a similar format to last year's Daniel Johnston's Discovered Covered;
a double CD: - CD 1 - Covers of Daniel's material and CD 2 of the same songs played by Daniel. I confess, I happily listened to the
more palatable cover versions but failed to get acquainted with the rawer CD of Daniel versions.
The show also presaged the up and coming film, 'The Devil and Daniel Johnston'.
A myriad of artists turned out to demonstrate their support for this difficult to penetrate, erratic and unconventional performer.
There was James Yorkston, Teenage Fanclub, Jason Pierce of Spiritualised,
Vic Chestnut and Howe Gelb.
In turn they took to the stage against a backdrop of Daniel's child-like felt-tip pen comic book style art; featuring characters such as a depressed Incredible Hulk,
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Captain America and various hybrid creatures - triple-headed duck-lions,
triple-stick-eyed snakes.
James Yorkston and his trio took the stage, bathed in an Kryptonite green light.
The first song was a tensely damped acoustic affair with violin and bouzoki,
'My yolk is heavy' 'I feel as empty as an egg shell'.
This led into 'Somethings Last a Long Time' and then catchy 'Don't Let the Sun Go Down on a Grievience'.
Everett True was compere for the night and decided, as he admitted, that it was far easier to sing instead of speak.
So we were treated to Everett's unaccompanied, seemingly plague-ridden songs - an except:
'There's a man going round taking names' we later find out it is death. Thanks Everett.
Vic Chestnut, next, performed a Daniel classic 'Like a Monkey in a Zoo'; the lyric convincingly
compares his life to a monkey in a zoo, 'Devil Town'; a paranoid song about being living in a town of vampires.
Then 'Joy Without Pleasure (... Ain't No Fun At All)'
Then a new one from Vic which drifted through Europe, flu and the Kaiser. He confided it was from a dream he had.
Howe Gelb comes up for accompaniment, and on Tuna Ketchup, he adds piano, that, in parts sounds jarring, damped and metallic. I think
I saw him slip a steel harmonic holder in over the stings of the piano.
More songs follow and a few more guests appear out of the darkness to accompany of singing saw.
There's Lee and Nancy type ballad with a Bardot blonde from Danish band, Under Byen, singing a sultry ballad.
Other lyrics that strike me out of the stage gloom: 'She wore a yellow suit in the rain'
'I was looking for love, alls I got was a fight' seemingly a tale of an affair on a oil rig.
Another 'Send me your love no more, it'll only make me sick'.
Vic goes off and Howe Gelb is left on stage alone with a Casio keyboard. He admits he's not very good at working out
other people's songs but launches into Daniels' 'Walking the Cow'. The hammering
of his fingers on the Casio's keys as loud as the accompanying notes.
The night has so far been slow paced. All the way through the artists are alluding to Daniel's greatness, possibly even genius.
Teenage Fanclub perform a more upbeat 3 song set of Daniel's songs - Delusion Confusion & Fish. Then it's Jason Pierce from
Spiritualised.
He seems reverential in regards to Daniel's songs, and performs 'True Love Will Find You in the End',
and 'Funeral Home'. The string quartet and gospel backing singers are a touch too much, the tenuous nature of the songs are rendered
bloated and overblown. The words 'Funeral Home' are repeated ad infinitum to tedium.
Then as the stage is emptied it's the moment we've all been built up for, the Brian Wilson-like, mad, obsessive songwriting
genius - Daniel Johnston.
He takes the stage in grey tracksuit bottoms and evergreen sweatshirt. He doesn't look as if he's ever
set foot in a gym the outfit is more for lounging around in, eating tubs of ice cream.
He looks like a man who's let himself go, a man who has never had
anything work out for him ever. He never quite looks out into the audience and
keeps his gaze angled down to the stage floor. Through his uncertain demeanour you could surmise that
he's has the air of mental dishevelment.
He opens his guitar case and procedes to play his out of tune nylon stringed guitar.
He performs 3 unrequited love songs on the guitar, sometimes having difficulty with the bar chords in the bridge he'd written.
By the 2nd song, I could see the ernest nature of his song and could get through his presentation to see the inherent the quality.
He moves to piano for a 4th unrequited love song. His piano playing is of top quality, and I wonder why he doesn't present his songs on piano, rather
than guitar.
That's it. There's no encore.
I leave the venue with the wisdom of
'Don't Let the Sun Go Down on a Grievience' ringing like a bell inside my head, '... do yourself a favour be your own saviour, don't let
the sun go down on a grievience'.
I get home and flip on CD 2 of Discovered Covered.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Jacobites 12 Bar Club 30/03/06


Thursday, March 30, 2006

12 Bar Blues


12 Bar Club - Jacobites - 30/03/06
I really thought it'd be a rubbish gig without Nikki and that it'd be pretty maudlin, like the gathering outside the Dakota after John Lennon's death, or candle-lit vigil after Kurt Cobain's death. I had intended to go, show my face and head home early. Though I was shocked and numbed by the news, I didn't want to be a part of a mass, Diana-like, grief demonstration. Oddly I even imagined local TV news turning up to intrude.

Dave Kusworth was wondering around in his patented Birmingham glam fashion; mixing trainers and polka-dotted shirt and bandana. There was Paul Caton in spotted tie, striped shirt and black cardigan looked like he'd dashed down straight from the office (I wondered if Paul might actually work as a broker in the City, like Heartbreaker star - Walter Lure - I love that kinda duality). Darrell was dressed for rock'n'roll business in his charcoal coloured pin-stripe suit.

They took to the stage. The tiny venue was filled with the heart-warming sounds of a tri-acoustic guitar assault. The sound of a warm full-body bear hug from an old friend - Dave on a battered 'blonde' Martin, Darrell twiddling with his slide, Paul on the lead riff.- 'Big Store'- From the opening strums I knew it was going to be great - Then they moved quickly into 'Pin Your Heart to Me' and I think the whole place was shouting the chorus - it was glorious - other songs - 'Kings and Queens' , 'Shame for the Angels', 'Fortune and Fame', 'New York City' - T REX - 'Silver Street ' - 'It'll All End Up In Tears' - 'You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory' - segued into 'Lonely Planet Boy' - 'Debris' - Ronnie Lane/Faces (sung by Darrell).
Returning for covers -, '1st Cut Is The Deepest', 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely' - according to Nikki Dave's favourite song!? As ever over too soon.

Nikki's voice, so entrenched in my head on some of those songs, was sadly missing. His sartorial elegance, his aristocratic demeanour - missing. All we had was a Nikki poster on the stage to look to when we expect Nikki's voice to come in.

Jacobites' songs are classics. Nikki and Dave are as important as Jagger/ Richards and Lennon/ McCartney. But as they have always been more reachable, more closer to home they are probably loved more.

I bet Nikki's up there getting St Peter to tailor a suit for him.

Mike

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Chuck Photos














Buses & Taxis & Contact Lenses

Just got in from Antenna Studios. Last week I ordered a taxi and I waited for half an hour in the rain, before I gave up and got the bus. This week, with that in mind, I walked to the bus stop.

I put my guitars down and searched my pocket for my Oyster card, no luck. I re-searched every pocket several times over, no luck. Money - I had a tenner, they wouldn't accept that, I had a pound coin, not enough.But I must've had a fiver and a pound fifty from change from the taxi up. I searched again. The bus came. I should've explained to the man and he may've taken pity on me but I was paralyzed.
I called a taxi, they said the wait was over half an hour.

Idea - the shops - I could get some change. I walked up and into a newsagent, as I angled my guitars round the doors it went dark, a man approached said he was closing. The next shop, an office licence - I entered, put my guitars down and went to choose a drink from the fridge. I thought, to break a tenner I'd have to get an expensive drink - guarva - pink in a nice big mouthed bottle. I heard the man behind the counter mutter something, and at first I thought he was on the phone.
But then I heard him say 'move those guitars they are a health & safety hazard'. I moved them and my butt out and didn't buy anything. I shut door the quietly.

I went next door to a taxi hut. I rang the buzzer as instructed in the note on the door and I waited. I tried again, this time there was a sound. The woman inside just waved for me to come in. She told me the wait was 20 mins. I left.

Out on the street, I spied a black cab and waved, it picked me up and took me home.
Phew.

Got home, in contacts - my computer screen looks like it's a flat screen!
Had to take the contacts out, usually a drag. A few attempts failed. So I got a little bottle of Optrex eye juice and dropped into my eyes ... and half my face, I'm a bad aim.

After a bit I checked the bottle again to discover they were anti-allergy eye drops. I looked at the label 'do not wear with soft contacts'. Panic. Will they melt on my eye? Will I ever be able to remove them? 'Deep breaths! Calm, calm, else I'll never be able to get these things out.

Ten minutes later they are out. My eyes, red.

A True Blog - Breakfast etc

For breakfast I had strawberries with raisins and oats and milk, I'll refer to this as museli for future reference, I did have yoghurt instead of milk a few weeks ago, upon Tina's recommendation, but it left most of my museli dry, so it was like eating wood chippings, I put on the tv and watched 5 minutes 30 seconds of adverts before I realised I wasn't even on GMTV and so I turned over to watch GMTV and ended up watching 5 minutes more of adverts, mmm that reminds me, I must pay the TV licence, I also switched on the computer with the intention of putting some more songs on my phone, I managed to copy the tracks I wanted on to the computer but time ran out and I had to dash for the train before I could put them on my phone, I waited for the train, it was chilly and I was very glad I decided to put my jumper on, there weren't many people on the platform, the usual strange looking blonde girl whose roots are coming through who was clutching a jacket to her front; I don’t know why she just didn’t put it on properly; and how come she wears a denim skirt to work, the big brunette with curly hair was there in a big coat well wrapped up, sensible, brunette I thought, she's usually on the phone, the girl with the wonky eye wasn't there, haven't seen her since she got married I don’t think, …. well eventually the train came and I got on it, the step is about a foot off the platform, I sat down across from a broken seat and got out my book

Monday, February 06, 2006

Shopping List

List of items & prices

Qty Description Size Price Total
1 Wholemeal Sliced Bread 800g Each £0.67 £0.67
1 Finest Cheese Bread Each £1.19 £1.19
1 Tesco Strawberries 400g Class I Each £1.99 £1.99
1 Tesco Blueberry 150g (Best enjoyed within 4 days) Each £1.49 £1.49
4 Bananas Loose Each £- £0.60
2 Gala Apples Pack Each £1.08 £2.16
1 Tesco Celery Each Each £0.48 £0.48
1 Cucumber Portion Each £0.39 £0.39
1 Tesco Spinach 300g Each £0.96 £0.96
1 Tesco Value Mushrooms 750g Pack Each £1.29 £1.29
1 Tesco Onions Loose Class 2 Each £- £0.11
2 Charlotte Potatoes 1 Kg Each £0.98 £1.96
1 Tesco Iceberg Lettuce Each Class 1 Each £0.64 £0.64
1 Pork Chops x 2 300g - 500g Each £- £2.44
1 T Healthy Living Skinless Chicken Breast Fillets 580-740g Each £- £5.55
3 T.H/L Wafer Thinhoney Roast Ham 110g Each £1.58 £4.74
1 T Finest Smoked Salmon 125g Each £3.49 £3.49
1 Tesco Healthy Eating Semi- Skimmed Milk 1.136ltr/2 Pints Each £0.64 £0.64
2 Yeo Valley Organic Strawberry Yoghurt 450g Each £1.19 £2.38
2 Tesco Mixed Nuts & Raisins 500g Each £1.49 £2.98
1 Shredded Wheat 18's Each £1.47 £1.47
2 Jordans Natural Muesli 1kg Each £1.94 £3.88
1 Tesco Conchigliepasta Shells 1kg Each £0.49 £0.49
1 Tesco Broccoli Florets 1kg Each £0.98 £0.98
1 Tesco Pure Apple Juice 1 Litre Each £0.69 £0.69
1 Tesco Pure Pineapple Juice 1 Litre Each £0.69 £0.69
1 Tesco Cranberry Juice Drink 1ltr Each £0.69 £0.69
1 Clipper Green Tea With Strawberry 20s 40g Each £0.69 £0.69

Saturday, January 28, 2006

The Party Crashers

Hello,

More photos!! On the last day of the work before Christmas, I got home and switched on the TV, to see, on the local news, the Winter Festival by the Thames. The reporter explained that this was a recently resurrected fair that had, over a century ago, occurred every time the Thames froze. The Victorians, would set up stalls, sell their wares and put on bear fights & elephant rides on the frozen river.
Of course there was no such fun in the new millenium, just hot dog stands and a couple of bands.

We decided to take a trip down there. We got off at Waterloo, walked along to the river in the bracing cold. There was no sign of any reporters, or stalls, no smell of German hot dogs, no coconut shy, no whoops from a rodeo bull. We carried on walking and looking up and down the side of the river. By now my fingers were more like frozen baby carrots.We ended up crossing the Thames over to Charing Cross. From the bridge we saw a large tent as big as a hangar just behind Embankment. Could this be it? We investigated.



We walked around until we found an entrance. There was a red carpet and 2 man-size golden oscars either side. Smartly dressed couples were arriving in taxis and walking in. Not dressed for any occasion we followed them in.






Green On Red Reunion & Chuck Prophet Solo January 2006


Friday, January 27, 2006

Weekend Junk

Hello
Here's my weekend prospects:
girlfriend's working Saturday, I'll have to do the shopping run solo! I've got £5 off Ocado so I may do that if I get round to it and can book a slot.

I am then planning to try to start to record a version of Alice Cooper's Billion Dollar Babies in my bedroom with a drum machine! I'm going to record the actual song on my recording device and play and record along with it. Hopefullly this will produce an absolutely immaculate version.... maybe not, who knows? Maybe I'll tire myself out just unplugging and plugging all the connections (this often happens) .

On Sunday I got a man Simon, from Tunbridge Wells coming round to play.

Well big plans there, at worst I'll probably just surf the weekend away on MySpace - latest addiction - and have an afternoon sleep.
And maybe do a yoga session with my Geri video.

Billion $ Babies - If you don't know it it goes like this :

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover.

Billion dollar baby
Rotten little monster, baby, I adore you.
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby.

We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky.
If I'm too rough, tell me,
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The Maintenance Man

I've got action trousers
For tools and bits of wire
I'm waiting on a fuse
To fix the men's hand-dryer

Call me when you need me
It won't cost you too much
I can build you a new office
Or fix your radiators up

I am a maintenance man
A maintenance man, I am, I am
I drive around in a big white van
I am a maintenance man

You'll see me up a ladder
Or waving from the roof
I'll stay for a quick cuppa
But then I'll have to make a move

I've got action trousers
For bits of fuse and wire
I'm waiting for a washer
To fix the tumble-dryer

I am a maintenance man
A maintenance man, I am, I am
I drive around in a big white van
I am a maintenance man

My Passions



Buttered Popcorn
My passion for microwaved popcorn, from Sainsburys, started when I began going to the cinema last year. Popcorn cravings - who invented it?

Gorging myself on FriendsReunited.The girl who used to give me Chinese burns in the playground, do star-turns in front of the whole school assembly, sing dressed up in stars and stripes is now doing aPGCE in geography. Then there is the girl who married the class bully on a rainy playtime and Mrs Hamson lent them her ring to complete the ceremony. She is working for deprived kids inLiverpool.

The Beach Boys I wake up on Saturday morning with a childish glee. I don't have the attention span for cartoons especially on my black and white TV. So to perfectly augment my mood I stick on The Beach Boys hits; California Girls, Help Me Rhonda, I Get Around etc. I groove around for a bit then go and cook my breakfast.

Rock Biographies - When I get a good one I give myself eye strain. Recently I've read ABBA, Steve Earle and Motley Crue.

Tea - I drink nine to ten cups of tea a day. Three in the morning before work, three at work and a couple when I get home. At the weekend I push it up to 10-12.

Sketching - I have recently taken up sketching(well Tuesday). These pictures take a lot of hard work and dedication and can enrich the whole of society. If anyone wants to purchase a framed colour print out with a gold-plated dedication, they can pay me £775.15. This can be paid in two instalments of £500.00, taken out of the buyer's salary. Of course the money will go to homeless, orphaned, refugee children that live in my flat.

Shopping for cheap CDs over the Internet. I used to do this in real life trying to pick up bargain CDs. This, however, involves hours of leg work all over London. I've swapped the legwork for fingerwork purchasing via mouse.

Watching gigs - I don't like standing and I don't like getting my ears blasted off but I try to watch a band once a month just to get out of the house - what else is there to do?

My First Kiss, My Worst Date

My first kiss took place when I was hiding in a dark cupboard in primary school. A girl opened the door, kissed me, then ran off. She was about my height but I never got a good look at her. I was in love with her for about three years after that. But I never found out who she was.

My worst date was with a girl called Lydia or something awful.We went to a fancy dress party. She came as the Statue of Liberty. I probably went in jeans and an old cardigan, which was a good impression of dust bowl migrant. Lydia was really tall, about six foot. Far too tall for me. The car ran out of petrol on the way home.It was a miserable night.