The Maintenance Man

I've got action trousers
For tools and bits of wire
I'm waiting on a fuse
To fix the men's hand-dryer

Call me when you need me
It won't cost you too much
I can build you a new office
Or fix your radiators up

I am a maintenance man
A maintenance man, I am, I am
I drive around in a big white van
I am a maintenance man

You'll see me up a ladder
Or waving from the roof
I'll stay for a quick cuppa
But then I'll have to make a move

I've got action trousers
For bits of fuse and wire
I'm waiting for a washer
To fix the tumble-dryer

I am a maintenance man
A maintenance man, I am, I am
I drive around in a big white van
I am a maintenance man